Gen Alpha Certificationβ„’

No Cap, Your Kids Think You're Cheugy AF πŸ’€

But we can fix that, bestie. Time to glow up your vocab and stop being cringe.

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POV: You're At Dinner and Your Kid Says...

"That's so sigma of you, dad"
β†’ *confused parent noises*
"Mom, you got negative aura"
β†’ *existential crisis intensifies*
"The fit is giving NPC energy"
β†’ *googles frantically*

It's giving boomer energy when you don't understand your own children. That's not very mindful or demure of you.

Introducing: The Gen Alpha Certification Programβ„’

From Cringe to Based in 25 Questions

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Train Mode

Study flashcards until you're lowkey fluent

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Quiz Mode

Prove you're not delulu about your skills

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Get Certified

Flex on other parents with your official cert

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Track Progress

Watch your rizz levels increase

Why You Need This No Cap

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Connect with Your Kids

"Stop being an NPC in their life story"

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Workplace Cred

"Slay in meetings with the younger crowd"

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Social Media Game

"Finally understand what your kids are posting"

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Dinner Conversations

"Actually vibe with the fam instead of feeling lost"

Real Reviews (Trust Us Bro)

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"My dad went from zero rizz to main character energy"

- Totally Real Teen

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"Mom's not pressing me about slang anymore, W parent fr"

- Actual Child

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"I can finally understand my students. It's bussin!"

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How It Works (It's Giving Simple)

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Sign Up

Create your account (it's giving free)

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Train

Study terms until you're lowkey an expert

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Get Tested

Take the quiz (no cap, it's comprehensive)

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Flex Your Cert

Show everyone you understood the assignment

FAQ (For Real Questions)

Is this satire?

It's giving both serious and unserious vibes

Will my kids think I'm cool?

That's delulu but at least you'll understand them

How hard is the quiz?

If you don't train, you're gonna have a bad time fr

Do I get a real certificate?

Absolutely bestie, flex it on LinkedIn if you want

Ready to Stop Being Cheugy?

Join thousands of parents who went from cringe to cultured. Your kids might still roast you, but at least you'll understand the burn.